Well, well, well! Look who's taken the plunge into the thrilling world of sex toys. It's a bit like stepping into a candy shop for the first time, isn't it? Only, these sweets buzz, pulse, and vibrate to your heart's content.
But don't get your knickers in a twist! Shopping for your first sex toy doesn't need to be as daunting as a Monday morning meeting. It's more like a Friday night bingo game – a bit of a gamble, but oh-so rewarding when you hit the jackpot.
So, buckle up, you're about to embark on a journey of self-discovery that's more fun than a pub crawl with your mates. And remember, there's no such thing as a stupid question when it comes to your pleasure. Unless you're asking if it comes with batteries. Always assume it doesn't.
Why Shop for Sex Toys?
There you are again, feeling like Alice tumbling down the rabbit hole … but instead of a mad hatter, you're about to meet your very own vibrating buddy. Brace yourself. Your mind is swirling with questions and an insane thought crosses your mind, "Why shop for sex toys?". Here's why:
Your body is like a magical mystery tour, with various destinations worth a visit. Exploration is a must, and these gadgets can turn you into the Christopher Columbus of your erogenous zones.
Imagine navigating your body with precision, reaching new heights of pleasure, like a seasoned sailor masterfully commanding his ship through turbulent waters. Sex toys aren't just toys, mateys—they be treasure chests full of golden orgasms and silver linings of bliss, waiting to be discovered on your personal love map.
Now scoff all you want, doubting Dave or cynical Cindy, but they ain't just about flying solo. These little helpers can transform your relationship into a veritable theme park, with screams of joy and laughter, minus the long queues and overpriced snacks.
"But why shop online?", you quizzically ponder. Well, it's like shopping for anything these days, whether it's a new washing machine or a jar of your favourite pickles. Anonymity is the key here—no judgmental eyes tracking your every move or awkward conversations with the cashier. Just you, your cuppa, and the serene silence as you browse through a sea of exciting options at Peaches & Cream.
In sunny New Zealand, we've seen a nearly 20% increase in sex toy sales online over the past two years. Let's move this data into markdown so you can see the digits:
| Year | Increase in Online Sex Toy Sales (%) |
|---|---|
| 2019 | 17 |
| 2020 | 19 |
| 2021 | 20 |
Cool, right? So, take your time and browse at your leisure because venturing into the world of sex toys can be as exciting and adventurous as the wild rides they lead to. Now, aren't you glad you decided to hop inside this candy shop?
Understanding Your Needs and Preferences
So you've warmed up to the idea of using sex toys. Good on ya! No more chuckles, let's get down to the nitty-gritty of understanding your own preferences. 'Cause this ain't a one-size-fits-all game, folks.
Set out on this self-discovery experience by reflecting on what you enjoy. Don't know where to begin? That's normal! And on top of that, it's part of the thrill. We're all different and the things that give us a tickle are just as varied. So don't get bogged down if you're not sure. You're about to learn a heck of a lot about yourself. Boldness is the name of the game.
Start off with solo play. It's your own personal laboratory of pleasure! Exploring what makes you feel good in your own company can often be the best way to figure out what you're after. And hey, there's no rush! This isn't a race to find the fastest way to the finish line. It's about taking your time and paying attention to how different forms of stimulation make you feel.
When you've got a better handle on this, note what works for you and what doesn't. Keen on external stimulation, internal, or both? Fancy a bit of extra buzz, or perhaps prefer things au naturel? No judgements here! Being honest with yourself is a new level of adulting that pays off big time.
Next, translate those preferences into potential sex toys. A rabbit vibrator might be ideal if you enjoy both internal and external stimulation. Prefer a bit of a buzz on your own terms? Perhaps a bullet vibrator is right up your alley. See? Options. And lots of them. And the more you explore, the better you'll become at sniffing out the right toy for you.
So strap in, get ready for a wild ride and remember: self-discovery is a journey, not a destination (cheesy but true, mate). You're not suddenly going to uncover all your preferences overnight. It'll take a few attempts, maybe even a few purchases that turn out not to be your cup of tea. But no worries, mate! It's all part of the process. After all, if you don't push the boundaries, you'll never make discoveries.
Researching Different Types of Sex Toys
Now that you've started to get a hang of your body and knickers (kudos to ya!), your personal playground is primed for exploration. But wade through the waters of sex toy shopping? Ooh, it's like diving headfirst into a mouth-watering buffet — where do you start?
Well, don't you worry your pretty little head. Us folk at Peaches & Cream have got your bare behind covered! Here's a cheeky bit of wisdom to navigate the tantalising aisles of carnal pleasure.
Hitting the Shelves
One look at a sex toy store (online or physical) can send your nerve endings into a dizzying frenzy. The variety is mind-boggling! Vibrators, Dildos, Anal Toys, Cock Rings and more gallivanting around in every form, size and colour. Although intriguing, it might also render you deer-in-headlights frozen. So how to breech this eclectic canvas? Simple. Recall your solo sessions, the moments that had you arch your body in ecstasy. What did it for you? Was it a certain spot? A certain feeling? Hold these thoughts, my lusty friend, you'll need them.
The Mumbo-Jumbo of Features
Then we crash into the tech-world of features: Rechargeability, Waterproofing, Pattern and Speeds, Noise Levels. Heck, you even got some that can be controlled via a smartphone app! Now isn't that a fine pickle for an apron dance.
Let me spill the beans. It's not as tough as it sounds. You see, choosing features is all tied up to your comfort and preferences. Take rechargeable toys for instance. They're splendid if you're not one for a quick dash to the supermarket every time your vibe runs out of juice.
Waterproof? That's just the ticket if you have secret mermaid fantasies or enjoy a steamy escapade in the shower.
Tossing Reliability into the Mix
Last, certainly not least, is the question of reliability. It's pretty simple, folks—buy from reputable sources. Knock-off toys are as much fun as a bed full of peas. Quality is your best mate here.
Choosing the Right Material
Hold onto your knickers folks, we're about to delve into the bewildering world of sex toy materials! You see, it's not just about what gets your engine revving, but what you're revving it with. So let's break it down, shall we?
Silicone is the de facto standard for a reason. It's velvety-soft, incredibly durable and most importantly, it's non-porous which means it won't harbour any nasty bacteria. Plus it's also often labelled as 'skin safe', which basically means, your bits and bobs are in good hands!
But wait! There's more. Your journey through the material maze isn't over until you've considered hard plastic. They're not quite as forgiving as silicone but hey, nothing to fret about. They're still body-safe, easy to clean and often cheaper too. A no-nonsense solution for your naughty needs.
Glass is another fantastic option. Yep, you heard right. Glass. And no, it's not as fragile as you'd think. In fact, it's quite the opposite. Glass sex toys are usually made from a special shatterproof material called borosilicate. This ensures they're strong, gorgeously smooth and provide a feeling unlike anything else. You can also try a hot or chilly experience by dipping your glass toy in the water of the suitable temperature, now that's something silicone can't do!
If you fancy getting a bit more exotic, there are metal toys. Just like your most beloved rock bands, these toys know how to bring the noise and the funk! Renowned for their weighty feel, temperature play capabilities, and shiny aesthetic, they're a luxe option for experienced users.
Remember, the right material can make all the difference in your journey to pleasureville, so take your time to explore these plentiful options. So here's one last nugget of wisdom - no matter what material ends up tickling your fancy, just make sure it's safe, reliable, and not going to cause a scene at the customs airport.
Finding the Perfect Size and Shape
You've spun the sex toy material roulette and you're ready to roll. All right then! Next up, it's all about size and shape. Yep, it's true. Sometimes, bigger ain't always better!
First, let's chat about size. Sex toys, like your favourite shoes, come in an array of sizes. Now, you might fancy the idea of getting the largest, most intimidating toy you can find, hoping it might earn you bragging rights. But trust us, start small. Sex toys aren't barbell weights. You're not trying to set a personal record here.
The key is to start modestly, especially if you're a newcomer entering this alluring world of pleasure devices. Over time, you may decide to experiment and venture into larger territory, like a brave adventurer seeking unseen horizons. But remember, it's not a race. There's no trophy at the end of this.
On to shape. If you think geometrical figures have no place in sexy talk, think again! The shape of your pleasure product plays an integral role in the type of stimulation you can get from it. Straight, curved, bulbous, ribbed – there's a feast for your senses.
Straight toys are perfect for those looking for a classic, stimulating feel. On the other hand, curved toys are like an oasis in the G-spot and P-spot desert: they get right to the point, dear reader.
Next up, bulbous toys. These are akin to your favourite rollercoaster ride – they start slow, build up that beautiful anticipation, and then...boom. Exquisite sensations. Lastly, we've got ribbed toys. If you’ve ever enjoyed a chocolate caramel bar, you'll know the joy of texture. Gooey, melty, dreamy. It's like that, but even better.
So, take a moment to acquaint yourself with these various shapes and sizes. Maybe even make a list. The world of pleasure awaits your exploration. And remember, it's your journey, so make it a good one. You've got this, tiger. You're one step closer to finding your perfect intimacy gadget.
Consider Your Budget
When it comes to first-time sex toy shopping, you need to be realistic about your budget. But don't worry, there's plenty of fun to be had at any price point!
Let's be honest. We all love a good bargain, don't we? But when it comes to your pleasure, you don't want to skimp too much. Sure, you could go looking for the cheapest toys around. You might even find a deal that makes you go "blimey, that's cheap!". But remember, like a good wine or the perfect fish 'n chips, quality tends to cost a bit.
In the exciting world of sex toys, price often equates quality. That means more durable materials, better designs, and even safer products for your intimate areas. But that doesn't mean you have to hock the family heirlooms to afford a good vibrator or a fancy fleshlight. It's all about getting the best bang for your buck.
Not every sex toy comes with a diamond studded price tag. There's a whole spectrum of gadgets designed to send your toes curling, starting from the wallet-friendly right up to the "I guess we're not getting a new car this year".
If you're clutching your heart, afraid that your credit card's going to receive quite a spanking, take a deep breath and hear this: it's not necessary to shell out big bucks straightaway. It's alright to start small and work your way up.
Consider a simple silicone ring or a mini bullet vibrator. They don't cost an arm and a leg and still do a pretty good job for your solo sessions or intimate times with your partner. As you get more comfortable and certain about what really floats your boat, feel free to invest in more elaborate toys.
Remember, it's all about planning your budget smartly. But just for your peace of mind, these pleasure gadgets are often seen as a fabulous long-term investment. Getting one good-quality toy may save you the expense of several sub-par ones that'll kick the bucket after only a few stints.
Finally, a pro tip from us seasoned professionals: keep an eye out for sales, discounts, and clearances on your favourite online store. We all know that joy of snagging a designer sex toy for less than half the price!
Shopping for Sex Toys Online
So you're all set with your budget and untamed desires, right? Now, it's time to dive into the infinite world of online shopping. If you thought binging online series was addictive, let me tell you, sex toy shopping online beats that hands down! Let's get straight into this wild journey.
One of the biggest advantages of buying sex toys online is anonymity. You won't have to worry about running into your boss, ex, or even your grandma in the aisle with sexy handcuffs. Imagine having that dreaded conversation! Lucky for you, in the online world, there's just you, your laptop, and thousands of pleasure devices waiting to land in your cart.
Always shop from trusted and verified sellers. Check for quality marks, reviews, and ratings. Can't stress this enough; you wouldn't want a toy that does it's own thing instead of what you fancy it to do!
From DIY products to high-quality designs, there's everything on the internet.
Here are a few tips for a smooth online shopping experience:
Look for detailed product descriptions. Sketchy details? Swipe left!
Check for product material. Silicone, plastic, glass? Each has their pros and cons.
Size matters! Do your homework about dimensions before you make a blind pick.
Batteries or rechargeable? Always know how your toy comes to life.
Delivery packaging - make sure it's discreet unless you want to give your nosy neighbour some eye-popping entertainment!
Let's not forget the huge sales and discount periods: Black Friday, Cyber Monday, End-of-Season sales. Job done, you've nabbed yourself a high-end toy at a lower price tag.
Remember, you're at no disadvantage when buying online. In fact, comparing prices and products is a breeze, much easier than explaining to a store assistant why you prefer G-spot stimulators to feather ticklers! Who said shopping isn't a fun sport?
Now that we've sorted the online shopping scenario, why don't we get into packing and delivery expectations? From unmarked packaging to the protective layers of bubble wrap, let's talk about ensuring your new plaything reach you in perfect condition.
Tips for Discreet Packaging and Shipping
Listen here, sunshine, online shopping for sex toys ain't a jaunt in the park, right? Your privates are, well private. It's understandable that you'd want them to stay that way, especially when it comes to your new...ehm, gadgets. You're not just buying a teapot here, you're buying items that'll make your tea time much more interesting. So, what's the top mystery you'd like to utilise, you ask? It's all about that packaging, and of course, the method in which your cheeky items paddle over to you.
Right, here's how discreet packaging works. You've got to imagine you're like a magician pulling tricks, only the tricks here are all to avoid those "What's in the box?" questions.
Most leading online sex toy shops use boring, plain boxes or envelopes. Nothing that screams, "Hey, look at me, I'm a sex toy!" Seems simple enough, doesn't it? It's like wrapping a diamond in brown paper, unassuming from the outside, but surprise, surprise... it's party time when it's opened.
Even the return address doesn't expose what's lurking inside. It's usually labelled under an indistinct company name, such as "WHJ Group" – sounds about as exciting as a grey blazer on a wet Wednesday afternoon, right?
Let's don a sailor's hat and talk about shipping. Timing is essential, my dear Watson. Pick a delivery time when you're sure you'll be home. No one wants their nosy neighbour Margaret collecting their 'special delivery'. Consider the weekend or your day off. And hey, why wait around all day while tracking your package? Work smarter, not harder, my friend. Let technology shoulder the unplanned wait times. Most couriers offer real-time tracking, so you'll know when it's time to put down your tea and open the door for your personal Mr. Postman.
Just remember, it's not about what's on the outside but what's on the inside... when it comes to your package, that is! And who knows, with a bit of luck and the right timing, Margaret next door might be none the wiser.
Taking Care of Your Sex Toys
So, you've made an adventurous move, braved the online sex toy market, and now you've got your lovely new bundle of Joy — pun intended. Hurrah and kudos to you! But now, here comes the next part: Taking care of your sex toys.
First off, cleanliness is next to, well, let's not venture into the religious domain here, but you get the point. Cleanliness is key! Most of the toys these days come with cleaning instructions that are as easy to follow as your heart skipping a beat when you walked past that cute coffee barista this morning.
Here's the scoop. If your toy is non-porous, it's your lucky day! You can clean it with some soap and warm water. However, if it's made out of more “complex” materials, it's best to buy some specialist cleaners - your toy isn't just any ole Joe. He's special.
Move on to the next biggie: Storage. Now, you wouldn't want your beloved bunny, bullet or beaded plaything to lounge around in a draughty drawer, would you? No, no, no! Treat them with the love and respect they deserve. Get yourself a padded pouch or a lockable box. These little love boxes also guarantee privacy, just like our meticulously discreet packaging. How about that for a two-birds-one-stone moment!
Finally, we're spilling the beans about Battery Care. Yes, we have all been there, sitting in the dark, fumbling for batteries and feeling remorse for robbing the remote. But fret not! Simply removing the batteries from your vibrating friend when not in use should help, not to mention saving you from potential embarrassing family TV time!
Conclusion
Well, there you have it! You're now armed with the knowledge to make your first sex toy shopping experience less like a mission into uncharted territory and more like a walk in the park. Remember, discretion is key. You don't want your nosy neighbour knowing about your private shopping spree, do you? Keep an eye on that tracking info and be there to snatch that package before anyone else gets a whiff. And, of course, once your new toy is in your hands, show it some love! Clean it, store it safely, and if it's a battery-operated buddy, keep those batteries in check. So go forth, brave shopper, and may your online shopping experience be as exciting as the adventures that await you!
